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Suddenly he sees a caravan approaching. The reply from the railroad engineer: How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?

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Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Son: No. One direction: But baby I'm perfect! Where do you get sugar from?

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God said to man So that they will love you. Student: We borrow it from our neighbor. One teacher said this to his students before the final test. ︎ 4 comments.